Stoner Accessories for Stoner Life

Blazed Chimp Shower Curtain – Chill Vibes for Your Bathroom Jungle

$4499 USD


Yo, stoner fam — if your bathroom's feelin' a little too basic, it’s time to level up with this Blazed Chimp Shower Curtain. Designed for stoners, creatives, weirdos, and jungle kings & queens, this trippy chimp in oversized goggles is here to protect your vibes while you soak, scrub, and spark ideas.

Whether you’re setting up your first 420-friendly apartment, decking out your dorm with personality, or just want to laugh every time you pee, this curtain’s got you. It’s bold. It’s weird. It’s totally you.

💥 Who's it for?

  • 🧠 High-minded humans who love bold, weird art
  • 🛋️ Stoner pad decorators, dorm warriors, or adulting punks
  • 🧼 Anyone who wants their bathroom to be as chill as their playlists

🔥 Features You’ll Love

  • 100% Polyester – Tough, fast-drying, and perfect for art that pops
  • One-sided print – Big, bold, high-res artwork with a gnarly splash of orange
  • Size: 71" x 74" – Fits most tubs and showers, with +/- 2" flex
  • 12 reinforced buttonholes – Easy to hang with any hooks you like (🪝 not included)
  • Water-resistant – Holds its own against splashes, but toss in a liner for full protection
  • Easy care: Cold wash, gentle cycle. Tumble low or hang dry. No bleach, dude.

🧠 Fun Fact:

Monkeys in goggles are statistically 420% cooler than monkeys without goggles. (Probably.)

 

EU Customers

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults

Care instructions: Wash the item only cold machine wash with similar colors garments using a gentle cycle. Tumble dry on low settings or hang dry. Do not bleach or dry clean.

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